Oh mighty todger

Thankfully at rest

Awaiting stimulation

A fire in the breast

Moonbeams illuminating

A purple-ness of hue

Surface polished marble

Stilton vein of blue

Automatically awaken

Ego to inflate

Oh tall and proud erection

Ten times your bodyweight

Such a mighty helmet

Leader of the way

Like python: snake unwinding

Every dog will have its day

Friend of all things female

Suitably engorged pores

Ready for unleashing

Bring on all the whores

Oh mighty Todger

Blood drains from the brain

Runs on automatic

Pardon? Come again?

Pulsing, pointing madly

Yet certain of its path

Presented with two choices

What say try this one for a larff?!

Finally when excitement

Brings all to a head

Python yawns subsided

And crawls away to bed

Corpuscles feeding brain cells

Male thoughts diversify

Returning lustful monster

Into regular kind of guy

But beware all who in relaxing

Feel potential danger fake

Give it twenty minutes

And the one eyed trouser snake

Will extend you a proposal

Of marriage: for Goodness sake

But be careful to appease him

Lest he porks the wedding cake.