Would she find true love? Cupid’s dove? Forged above?   He was a sad loner Sperm donor One owner   She longed for a new friend Heart to mend Will Heaven send?   He observed: meat market Prime target Ride … Continue reading Speed Dating

  Dr Frankenstein, I presume? Pieced together from the tomb The tower: lightning strike, then – BOOM! You were alive   Out of death’s shadows chill you loom Force the sweeping rush of your new broom Bolt just visible in … Continue reading Clive Frankenstein

  To motivate staff get them sending cards There are cards for every occasion Cards at Christmas, birthdays each year “Quick recovery from your operation!”   Say “Sorry you’re sick” to sickly staff “Good Luck with your exams!” “We’re sorry … Continue reading Cardboard Motivation

I see gambling sites advertising on the sports channels have lines at the bottom of the screen like I Bet Responsibly and When the Funs Stops, Stop. Is it enough for the gambling websites to use their Gamble Aware lines? … Continue reading Gambling Awareness

  You just know that it’s coming It’s those little hints Old dreams re-appearing Nightmares sharp as flints Assume a measured remoteness As though it’s all in the past Quick peripheral glimpses But they’re moving too fast You’re more receptive … Continue reading Preparedness

    Oh mighty todger Thankfully at rest Awaiting stimulation A fire in the breast Moonbeams illuminating A purple-ness of hue Surface polished marble Stilton vein of blue Automatically awaken Ego to inflate Oh tall and proud erection Ten times … Continue reading Oh Mighty Todger

On the way to the Museum of London recently I came across a homeless person in filthy clothing lying unconscious/prone in a stairwell. He reeked to High Heaven – the whole stairwell was rank – and he had pissed himself … Continue reading Drunk

Photography. What is a photograph? Is it the result of clicking the shutter in any camera or phone or the result of extensive post-shooting work in Photoshop? Recently I saw some very nice shots from the Velodrome, Rio but it … Continue reading Is That Photography?

When I attended an open evening at the local astronomy group a few years ago I asked a long time member which telescope he thought I should buy. I gave him my budget and thoughts I’d had on the make … Continue reading Astronomy on Auto

Pro photographers bemoan the fact unskilled photographers shoot on automatic in natural mid-day daylight. He says they haven’t learnt composition, low light (or much else) but they are shooting weddings for people who don’t know photography either and just want … Continue reading Shooting on Auto

She told her parents. Alone. She named the father. “What , that lousy, idle, good-for-nothing slob?” her dad stormed, possibly forgetful his genes were half of the baby within. What he wasn’t going to do to him when he caught … Continue reading Ah, the Wisdom – Pt 2

Charity shops – They vary so. I saw an adult colouring book, a little on the small side around 6″ x 4″, in one charity shop today. It was priced at £2.99. For £5 you can get one in W … Continue reading Charity Shops